Harrison points at stuff. We reveal what he's really pointing at.

Harrison Ford appreciates a fine old-man hat.

Harrison Ford appreciates a fine old-man hat.

Harrison Ford cooks a mean batch of crystal meth.

Harrison Ford cooks a mean batch of crystal meth.

Don’t even think of questioning Harrison Ford’s community planning skills. Harrisonford, his Sim City, runs like a well-oiled dream.

Don’t even think of questioning Harrison Ford’s community planning skills. Harrisonford, his Sim City, runs like a well-oiled dream.

Harrison Ford is very defensive about his experiments with facial hair.

Harrison Ford is very defensive about his experiments with facial hair.

Harrison Ford’s greatest passions are pointing at things and architecture. It’s a particularly good day when he gets to combine the two.

Harrison Ford’s greatest passions are pointing at things and architecture. It’s a particularly good day when he gets to combine the two.

Harrison Ford comes from a long line of explorers and cartographers.

Harrison Ford comes from a long line of explorers and cartographers.

Harrison Ford is always prepared to explain the difference between the sky and a deadly jungle predator to the natives wherever he travels.

Harrison Ford is always prepared to explain the difference between the sky and a deadly jungle predator to the natives wherever he travels.

Harrison Ford is not uncomfortable complimenting another man.

Harrison Ford is not uncomfortable complimenting another man.

Harrison Ford is ever vigilant when it comes to spiders.

Harrison Ford is ever vigilant when it comes to spiders.

Men who can grow dashing beards make Harrison Ford feel inadequate.

Men who can grow dashing beards make Harrison Ford feel inadequate.